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Here are some song parodies about Johnny! If you have any send them to me and I will post them here for you! By the way- feel free to send me extentions onto the ones already posted!

Musical Note 3

Goes to "My Girl"- submitted by Me
 
He keeps a smile on
when the game looks bad
he cheers his teamates up
when they are sad
I guess you'd say
who can brighten up my day
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
oh oh oh Johnny (IS HOTT!, ooooo)

Goes to "Pochohantas" submitted by Me
 
Think you're gunna win against the Red Sox
well guess what you better guess again
cus' on the team there is a special player
and he goes by the name of Johnny Damon!

Goes to "Secret Agent Man" submitted by Me
 
I've got a favorite player on the Red Sox
his long hair and beard definetly rocks
with every play he makes
another hand he shakes
odds are he will make all his fans smile
Johnny Damon Johnny Damon
stealin' lots of bases to score the Red Sox runs
Johnny Damon Johnny Damon
in my eyes he is the only number 1

Goes to "Mickey Mouse" submitted by Me
 
He's my favorite on the Boston Red Sox yes he is
J-O-H-N-N-Y-D-A-M-O-N
He steals lots of bases cus' he runs really fast
J-O-H-N-N-Y-D-A-M-O-N
Johnny Rocks Rocks the Sox
Johnny Rules the ladies drool
over his long beard and hair that is really really hott!
So come to Fenway Park to see my favorite on the Sox
# - 18-ON-THE-RED-SOX-REALLY-REALLY-ROCKS!

Goes to "Build Me Up(Buttercup Baby) submitted by Anonymous
 
Why do you build me up (build me up) Boston Red Sox
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never prevail, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Red Sox, don't break my heart

Goes to "1985" submitted by Margaret
 
to bowling for soup's 1985
Johnny just hit the wall
he just caught the ball
one homerun a day
caveman a.k.a.
his dreams came in the door
when he turned 24
clipped his toenails on
the day they won
he knows all the actors
he knows all the stars
he can kick the yankees
butts so far
the yankees
are still the enemy
looks at his athletic life
and nothing has not been alright

cause we have johnny and manny bronson and millar
we have wakefield and curt, no more nomar
bellhorn and ortiz,v-tek and maribelli
but the yankees are still preoccupied with 19 19 1918

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