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What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
~Their personalities!
How do you get Yankees fans eyes to light up?
~Shine a flashlight through their ears!
How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
~His lips are moving!
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay,
Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm
a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No,
that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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