Yankees Jokes

A lot of people have been requesting jokes so I have compiled a list of really funny ones. Thanks to the people on redsox.com and you guys for submitting these!

How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?

~Tell them a joke on Friday!

What does a Yankees fan get on an I.Q. test?

~drool

What has 400 legs and 7 teeth?

~the front row at Yankee Stadium

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankees fan?

~Big Foot has been sited before

How do you know when a Yankees fan has been using your computer?

~There is whiteout on the screen

Why is it good to be driving with a Yankees fan?

~You can park in the handicapt zone

I had an argument with my good friend over the intellect of Yankees fans. He argued they were smart and I argued they were stupid. We bet $50, but needed a way to make a final determination and therefore devised the following and simple plan.

We would find a Yankee fan and ask him what day Easter was.

Asking the Yankee fan, "What day is Easter?", the fan replied, "That's the day the guy comes out of the cave."

My friend said, "See? I told you Yankees fans were smart.", to which the Yankee fan continued... "Yeah, and if he don't see his shadow, he goes back in."

Roger Clemens dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives in heaven, God gives him a big house full of Yankees merchandise. Roger notices next door, a bigger house full of Red Sox merchandise. He asks God why Pedro Martinez got a bigger house than him, and God replies by "That's not Pedro's house, thats my house!"

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